Wednesday, June 6, 2012

My Daily Itineraries: How Do You Spend Your Days?


Picture of a a Dude in Desperate Need of a Fulfilling Itinerary

Since I’ve been having one of the least productive summers of my entire life, I’ve fallen victim to moderate idleness, spontaneous shopping sprees, and a stubborn wave of writer’s block. You see, the more productive I am in other spheres of my life, the more I’m able to put a pen in my hand, or, in this case, glue my hands to a key board, and consistently create a number of blog posts. Writing is one of the foremost loves in my life, so the less I write, the less fulfilled I am, and the less excited I am about my surroundings. (I’ve even stopped jumping up and down when the mail man stops by--and you know when Eloise isn’t jumping up and down about the possibility of fan mail--which all too often comes in the form of spam, but I’ll take it--she’s not happy.)
So, in order to get my spring back, I’ve taken it upon myself to create an itinerary of  for each day. Once that itinerary is completed, I will create another for the next day and so on and so forth. Here’s what I have planned starting tomorrow:
Itinerary for Thursday June 6, 2012
  1. Wake up at 9
  2. Go to the gym
  3. Avoid, avoid, avoid mall or shopping of any sort- ...Maybe just a browse?
  4. Come home, complete job application (can’t say for what in case I don’t get it...)
  5. Go to NoVa and un-fuck-up my account
  6. Clean my room
  7. Clean out my car- and hopefully find the dead animal currently rotting in it
  8. If both car and room are clean enough, blog about how clean they are
  9. Avoid crazy British lady I live with
  10. Have glass of wine
  11. Read
  12. Create Itinerary for Friday June 7, 2012
  13. Have another glass of wine- Totally deserve it for the long day I’ve had...
Okay, so that’s basically what my itineraries will look like for the rest of the summer, each and everyday. Please do not mistake these for “to-do” lists, because I’m way too fabulous for those...