Sunday, March 18, 2012

Brief Tour of the Zodiac: Where Do You Fit In?


I am incredibly bored right now, so instead of doing my homework, I am going to provide all of you with a brief education of the zodiac. Since it is currently March 18th, I’m going to start with the Aries, and continue with explanations of the other zodiac signs  chronologically. Hope you’re as excited as I am!!
Aries individuals are born between March 21st and April 19th, symbolized by the ram. They are incredibly head strong and impulsive, but make up for these unfavorable qualities with their adventurous, outgoing, and enthusiastic spirit. These rambunctious people have remarkably distinct personalities, with a little bit of a temper. You certainly don’t want to be in the pathway of an angry ram, so move with caution if you ever cross an Aries!
The next down the line is the Taurus, between April 20th and May 20th, represented by the Bull. These people are highly dependable, organized, and determined, but they can be incredibly stubborn, lazy, possessive, and selfish. They are sometimes faulted for being a little materialistic, but they just see beauty in everything, and it just so happens that beautiful objects are usually the most expensive, so it’s not their fault! A Taurus is very loyal, clear-thinking, and fair, and anyone would be lucky to have a beauty-loving, peaceful bull-friend in their life, no matter what.
The Gemini falls directly after the Taurus, represented by the twins on the dates of May 21st and June 20th. These witty, intelligent, flighty conversationalists are always the life of the party, even though they can be a little judgmental and manipulative. These people need constant stimulation, especially since their minds are always going a mile-a-minute, so don’t plan on getting to know one of these Geminian-busy-bodies without first coming up with an interesting angle of discussion. Really, they get annoyed very easily, and have a much darker side than meets the eye. They are represented by the twins for a reason because of their dual personality, and you never know which side you’re gonna get, let’s just hope you meet the good twin first!
The Cancer follows the Gemini, symbolized by the crab on the dates between June 21st and July 22nd. Cancers are momma’s boys, or girls for that matter, who are very nurturing, caring, and kind people. On the other side of this, they can be very moody and emotional, and hold grudges easily. They can get a little snappy, but they are energetic people who love the sense of security a loving home provides. They are shrewd in any of their endeavors, so never doubt the crab’s cunning ways even if they seem like they have the most humble hearts on the planet.
The Leo, or the best, is right after the Cancer, depicted by the lion falling on the dates between July 23rd and August 22nd. These lovable lions are generous, noble, and friendly people who will go out of their way to make anyone happy. On the flip side, they can be a little over dramatic, spoiled, and pretentious. They love being noticed, and work hard to make a name for themselves, but it can sometimes be viewed as attention seeking. I can assure this isn’t the case, not entirely anyway. They just want to be successful, and know that the only way to make this happen is by gaining a loving fan base.
The next in line is the Virgo, represented by the maiden falling on the dates of August 23rd and September 22nd. They are the perfectionists of the zodiac, and do not feel comfortable when anything is out of order. They can be a little bit nit-picky, but they are incredibly down to earth, meticulous people. You can always depend on a Virgo to help with a project or task, because you know they will do their very best, often better than anyone else.
The Libra comes after the Virgo, symbolized by the scales, falling on the dates of September 23rd and October 22nd. They are very fair, social, and nice people, and anybody would be lucky to have a libra in their life. Seriously, they are one of the most compatible signs because of their lack of judgment, even though they can be a little gossipy, but they are just very friendly people, so they sometimes don’t even realize they are being slightly two-faced. These people are awesome to go to for advice, and could make the most anxious person feel at ease!
Now here’s the Scorpio. I’m getting scared typing this. They are represented by the scorpion, on the dates of October 23rd and November 21st. They are very intense, all-knowing people who offer no pity for the weak, even though they can be a little sympathetic at times, but only if someone truly deserves a helping hand. They are the most sex-obsessed out of the zodiac (I won’t tell you how I know that, but trust me), and they love to pick apart anyone’s mind, especially if it is someone they are truly fascinated by. They can get very jealous, suspicious, and malicious, but they are also very loyal to anyone they really, really care about. They can be a little too honest, and  know how to hit anyone where it really hurts- so be careful!! I’m surprised they don’t walk around with a “Danger” sign the moment they walk out the door.
Now we have the Sagittarius, represented by an Archer on the dates of November 22nd to December 21st. They are very optimistic, bright people who love to have a good time. They can be a little blunt and over the top, but everyone loves the company of a Saggitarian. They are very playful, jovial individuals who have no boundaries, but are some of the most sincerest, honest people you’ll ever meet. These are always people you want to take out for a fun night on the town, because you know they’ll be a blast wherever they go!
The next zodiac sign is the Capricorn! These people are represented by the goat, falling on the dates of December 22nd and January 19th. These individuals are very self-disciplined, intelligent, and realistic people, who have high expectations for themselves and everyone around them. They can be a little negative, but that’s just because they are their own worst critics, so don’t blame them for their sometimes pessimistic outlook on life. These people are the quintessential role models, and they have such a great influence on anyone they know!
The next is the Aquarius, represented by the water-bearer, falling on the dates between January 20th and February 18th. They are super-friendly, kind individuals, even though they can be a little selfish and mean at times. They are very philanthropic, but are also a little oddly different. They get along best with people who have their own interests as well, because they cherish independence and value this trait in others too. They are definitely the most unique of the zodiac, so if you ever need someone to teach how to be more of your own person, an Aquarian is the perfect person for the job!
Last but certainly not least, the Pisces is represented by the fish, falling on the dates between February 19th and March 20th. They are incredibly compassionate, idealistic, cool people who really don’t appreciate the limelight as much as some other signs. They can be a little unreliable, but they are always down to help anyone out, without judgement or criticism. They are especially helpful to those in need, and will work toward ensuring the welfare of those around them. These people are so trustworthy, even the coldest of people will melt around the presence of a Pisces!
I hope you’ve enjoyed by brief, educational tour of the Zodiac and I hope you even learned a little something about yourself, your friends, and astrology along the way! 

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